A true classic. Peter Chattaway's brother, Paul, showed this to me back in 2002. I laughed so damned hard. It became a Hypernode reference point for that summer as well. Anyhow, here it is - Rejected.
"Om asato maa sad gamaya; tamaso maa jyotir gamaya; mrtyor maa amrtam gamaya. Om shaantih shaantih shaantih." — Brihadaranyaka Upanishads (1.3.28)