Slack-assed Blogging Made Easy for Lethargic People
It is done — I am a Level II Occupational First Aid Attendant. It was a gruelling week with little sleep and too much information, but I made it and did well too. Actually, my practical exam was 1% higher than my written exam. One error really clipped my mark: I gave glucose to a type I diabetic in shock with a decreased level of consciousness (DLOC) while still conducting a primary survey of the patient. It is considered to be a non-critcal intervention at a critical stage of assessment. I just have one more thing to do and I have my certificate.
Current Attire: Zoot suit with a tanda hat and calcos shoes. Malcom X apperently described the zoot suit as, "a killer-diller coat with a drape shape, reet pleats and shoulders padded like a lunatic's cell."
Current Inner Cacophony: I have two songs clashing in my head. The Police song "Rehumanise Yourself" and The Jesus and Mary Chain's "Snakedriver".
Current Beverage: Dr. Pepper.
What I Plan to do on 06.05.30: Sleep soundly. Maybe grab coffee on Commercial Drive. Maybe. I do think I will either watch the original Insomnia or Ghost World at some point.
Current thought: Start sleeping now.